Tune: This Old Man

  Polymers, look and see,
  They can feel differently,
  Like a skateboard,
  Hard as it can be,
  Polymers are made for me. 
    
  Polymers, look and see,
  They can feel differently,
  Like a pillow,
  Soft and fluffy,
  Polymers are made for me. 
   
  Polymers, look and see,
  They can feel differently,
  Like some silly-willy putty,
  Gooey as can be,
  Polymers are made for me. 
   
  Polymers, look and see,
  They can feel differently,
  Like a tube of
  Super Duper Glue,
  Polymers are made for you!